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I still love spambots

Important notice: the following conversation is between me and an automated script that answers randomly and tries to push me onto a paid porn site, so I did not insult a real person.

(18:36:33) hey, are you around?
(18:36:37) Jonathan: for you?
(18:36:48) >Yay someone to talk to icon smile I still love spambots !! how are u? I found your name in the msn online members search icon smile I still love spambots
(18:36:57) Jonathan: yeah sure
(18:36:58) Jonathan: icon biggrin I still love spambots
(18:37:08) my roomates just stepped out I only have a little while alone… icon wink I still love spambots are u alone too? we should cam2cam icon wink I still love spambots
(18:37:26) Jonathan: and soon you give me a link to a website where I can download all your pictures for 5 bugs each
(18:37:36) Its just accept my cam invite,
(18:37:41) Jonathan: HAHAHA
(18:37:45) Jonathan: you are sooo poor
(18:37:52) K here’s the link to my cam it’s go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can’t record it like on here — my dad would kill me if he found out I was doing this kinky stuff on his computer lol
(18:37:57) Jonathan: you insert your own vomit into your vagina icon biggrin I still love spambots
(18:38:08) LOL aw you’re cute.. well can u see my cam it was giving me trouble earlier but it looks ok now? oh I hope u dont mind chatting with a kinky girl!
(18:38:27) Jonathan: Oh no, I don’t, but you’re a buttugly fat guy Oo
(18:38:37) yeah i’m horny lolz! u? Wait you’re not a stalker are u?? LOL
(18:39:01) Jonathan: Oh yeah, I’ll probably slit your throat with the huge knive I always carry around when we meet icon smile I still love spambots
(18:39:11) Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! babe u sound confident I like that .. maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ? I’d love to…
(18:41:12) Jonathan: Yeah, I know a way to trace you and then I will hunt you down, how does that sound?
(18:49:03) hello…??
(18:49:35) Jonathan: Sorry, I just died, please respect that.
(18:49:45) :)….nice well u can also just watch me if u want….it’s up to u icon wink I still love spambots oh babe what’s your favorite color?
(18:49:57) Jonathan: pink icon biggrin I still love spambots
(18:50:07) ok, great I got the perfect pink panties for ya ;-)…ur gunna love these!!
(18:50:30) Jonathan: But, I’m gay!
(18:50:41) make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won’t let u in if you can’t verify age icon wink I still love spambots I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don’t charge, it’s just to make sure you’re not a kid icon smile I still love spambots
(18:51:02) Jonathan: Sounds very reasonable to me
(18:51:12) I’m gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn’t run slow….plus I really want u to watch me, I’m getting so turned on it’s driving me crazy icon wink I still love spambots
(18:51:45) Jonathan: Yeah, so bad for you, that I know that your messenger wouldn’t slow down anything ;D <3 IT nerds, huh?
(18:51:56) are u in babe?? Let me know when you see me, I’ll be in my cam chat, we’ll keep talking in there icon wink I still love spambots I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again it’s , I’m in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you’re in, I’ll guide you to my cam room icon smile I still love spambots

After I quit the conversation and had a look at the website which lead me to which holds about no information about the company that runs it, which is illegal if they offer paid services. I wrote an email and told them to add that information. I wrote the mail in German, because the website appeared in German. Probably recognized my browser or IP as German. Here is what I wrote:

From: “Jonathan M. Hethey”
Subject: Impressum
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 18:57:44 +0200
X-Mailer: Sylpheed 3.0.2 (GTK+ 2.20.0; x86_64-pc-linux-gnu)

Wenn sie in Deutschland Dienstleistungen anbieten, setzen sie doch bitte ein Impressum auf ihre Seite. Ansonsten könnte sich noch jemand genötigt fühlen sie anzuzeigen, der von einem ihrer Spambots belästigt wurde.

The answer was quite funny, because it looks like someone wrote it in English and pushed it through some translation software which did a really bad job:

From: “CamsFly Support” <>
To: “Jonathan M. Hethey”
Subject: [Support #1150492] Impressum
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 13:25:51 -0700 (PDT)
Sender: “CamsFly Support” <>
X-Mailer: Perl5 Mail::Internet v1.74


Es erscheint nicht auf ein Konto mit dieser E-Mail-Adresse zugeordnet
werden. Bitte schreibe wieder mit Ihrem Mitglieds-ID oder die
E-Mail-Adresse, die Sie unterschrieben mit, damit wir Ihren Account zu
finden und helfen Ihnen dabei.

I know, I have too much time, but I should really take this to the cops icon smile I still love spambots

2 comments already

2 Responses to “I still love spambots”

  1. Flügel says:

    Haha. Das ist zu geil! Ist mir aber noch nie passiert..

  2. Möchtest du mir damit irgendwas unterstellen? :D

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